saddestblogger:

when you and your friend find out you both hate the same person

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daveyoufool:

So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

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Possibly my favorite joke from 30 Rock. What an exquisitely-constructed dick joke.

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asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

captain-boomerang:

yOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE MUSIC STARTED AS SOON AS THE GIF STARTED IM CRYING

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One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

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hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

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vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

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